I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So I just went to clothing optional bar
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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