doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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