I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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