I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I love you.
Bad choice
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