Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
