..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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