How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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