rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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