Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
