That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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