We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just had sex on a roof
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
