Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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