I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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