Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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