I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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