I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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