My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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