just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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