they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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