It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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