We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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