so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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