So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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