Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
