So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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