There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
