So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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