I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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