what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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