All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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