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steve butabi!
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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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