**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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