She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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