She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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