im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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