Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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