I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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