To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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