And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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