Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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