does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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