and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
