maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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