so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
