Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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