I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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