You're my little dorito
I want to make a zoo with you.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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