yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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