i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
My bed smells like the plague
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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