i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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