I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
there is puke in my bra ... again
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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