Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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