We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm passing your future prison.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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