Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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